Maybe it's because, as a kid, I had "Mean" Joe Greene's football card and told my mother that some day I would be just like him, 6-5, 275, an NFL star. Maybe not the North Texas State college part ...

Every Boy I Know Is Obsessed With ‘Pipe Rock Theory’ Conner O’Malley understands these freaks better than anyone else.

Let's be honest, they're the best part of the big game.