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Maybe it's because, as a kid, I had "Mean" Joe Greene's football card and told my mother that some day I would be just like him, 6-5, 275, an NFL star. Maybe not the North Texas State college part ...

24: Nia Vardalos, 'Mean' Joe Greene Actor Nia Vardalos turns 55 ... The North Texas mascot, the Mean Green, is named after him. In 1984, he was enshrined in the College Football Hall of Fame.