(Homer builds a new dog house all while trying not to swear.) Homer: Oh, fudge. That’s…broken. Fiddle dee dee. That will require a tetanus shot. I’m not going to swear, but I am going to…kick this dog ...

Ah, yes. Another dog who hasn’t read the chapter on typical breed characteristics. New owners are often stymied when their dog isn’t a carbon copy of the one outlined in all the books, magazines and ...

My father is an ex-Navy man. So it was perhaps to be expected that, growing up, my sister and I Iearned pretty much everything we needed to know about profanity from watching Dad injure himself while ...