As someone who has suffered most of my life with people mispronouncing my last name, I can relate. Roll call on the first day of school, hearing your name butchered at the doctor/dentist/podiatrist office, talking to the guy at the front of the restaurant who can't even find your name ("YES, we have reservations!")

The Lions tenure of safety Ifeatu Melifonwu is officially over. The oft-injured free agent has agreed to sign with the Miami Dolphins on a one-year deal worth $4 million. Melifonwu spent four seasons in Detroit as part of GM Brad Holmes's first draft class.